SEXY

When you walk into a room, the building's lighting system automatically identifies you as a born stunner and dims itself to conserve energy. When you smile, the ambient humidity drops measurably, because all nearby water vapor has already condensed into little hearts in other people's eyes. Anyone within visual range will allocate an unreasonable share of their attention to your existence. According to legend, if enough SEXYs gather at one party, the combined charisma can briefly distort spacetime, giving every guest the blissful illusion that 'time is moving slower'. SEXYs do not need to perform. Most of the time, simply existing reads like a poem written in a language too lush for everyday use.