OH-NO

'Oh, no!' is not a panicked scream — it is, in fact, peak intelligence. Where ordinary people see a cup placed too close to the edge of a desk, the Catastrophizer sees a full disaster epic: water stain → short circuit → fire → building evacuation → economic loss → butterfly effect → end of civilization. So, with a soul-deep 'OH NO', they will reach over at lightspeed, slide the cup to the dead center of the desk, and put a coaster under it just in case. The Catastrophizer has an almost religious respect for boundaries: yours is yours, mine is mine, the cup belongs in the middle. Every accident and risk in their orbit gets strangled in the cradle by a single well-timed Oh, no. They are the guardians of order — the last well-strung neat freaks holding the universe together.