IMFW

Congratulations, you scored not an ordinary personality — you scored an extraordinarily rare 0.0001% Trash Heap. Trash Heaps tend to have somewhat fragile self-esteem, low background safety, and the occasional inability to make their own calls — which is exactly why they have a near-supernatural ability to detect the strongest 'wifi signal' in the room (i.e., the person they trust most in their orbit). Walking into a Trash Heap's life is like walking into a high-end orchid greenhouse: precise temperature control, precise humidity, and three scheduled daily doses of 'I love you' as photosynthesis. Give a Trash Heap a single piece of candy and they will return to you a glittering, totally trusting set of eyes. You're not actually trash. You just never learned how to put your guard up, and you take everything way too sincerely.