GOGO

Studies show that GOGO brains are wired differently from regular humans. GOGO lives in a completely 'what-you-see-is-what-you-get' universe, governed by a brutally simple operating system: as long as I close my eyes, the sky is dark; as long as I spend all the money, I have no money; as long as I stand in the crosswalk, I am, technically and legally, a pedestrian. The logic is airtight, no rebuttal possible. While normal people argue 'which came first, the chicken or the egg', GOGO has already cooked both into a single rice bowl labeled The Ultimate Chicken-Begets-Egg-Begets-Chicken Rice. GOGO is not solving problems — GOGO is clearing items off a to-do list. To GOGO, the world only has two states: done, and about-to-be-done-by-me.