BOSS

BOSS is the kind of person who is always holding the steering wheel. Even when the fuel light is red, even when the GPS is hallucinating, BOSS will deadpan 'I got it' and somehow get the car to its destination. BOSS personalities operate on their own private law of physics: the Law of Eternal Upward Motion. To BOSS, looking at the world is like a player who 100%'d the game watching a tutorial. Efficiency is their religion, order is their oxygen. They don't 'have leadership presence' — they ARE a human presence-generator. The air within five meters of BOSS auto-adjusts to 'serious and productive'. Their version of 'self-improvement' looks suspiciously like everyone else's version of 'self-harm'. New language Monday, certification Tuesday, plan to colonize Mars Wednesday. You call it grinding too hard. They give you the look reserved for weak players: 'I'm not too hardcore, you're too soft.'